funny stuff about men and women

هالة محارب · 04-10-2005, 04:33 AM


	MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try not to understand her at all. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

سلمى · 04-10-2005, 04:50 AM

These are one of the funniest comments I've ever heard about married couples نقره لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة

Thank you Dear Ana Hawwa for the nice post

هبة الله · 04-10-2005, 05:18 AM

Dear Ana Hawaa

What a statements!?..... Really its soooo funny , but you Know my dear friend , I think it's true.....;)...

your sister

Hibaa

سكون · 04-10-2005, 05:27 AM

it's very nice and funny comments

I enjoy reading it

many thanx 2 u

هالة محارب · 04-10-2005, 06:21 PM

Thanx alot for you all for the nice pass

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